Sonya- Reading the box that holds little books with each letter of the alphabet, "Aaallff...hey they spelled this wrong."
Me-"What? No they didn't."
Sonya- "Uh-huh. It's supposed to be 'aow', not 'a L'! Aowfabet!"
Me-"No Sonya, it's 'aLfa' not 'aOWfa'."
Sonya-"No it's not, they're wrong. They did it wrong."
Me-"Fine, they did it wrong, you win, it's 'ow' the people who make the books have NO idea how to spell 'alphabet'."
Sonya-"Really? It's 'aL'? Are you SUUURE?"
Seriously? She already thinks she know more than me at five? I knew karma would come back to me for being bitchy-I-know-more-than-my-parents teenage years, but isn't this a TAD early?