A while back I told you all how Georgia was starting to lie a bit. Well, I'd love to tell you that is all better now. Nothing but honesty here! But that would be a lie. In fact she's gotten so much worse. She lies about things that I can find out about right away.
Me- "Did you make your bed?"
Georgia- "Yup!"
Me- "Let me just go check."
Georgia- "Oh wait! I'm going to make it now!"
Sometimes she will recant the lie right away:
Me-"Did you make your bed?"
Georgia- "Yup! No! I'll be right back."
Then there are the lies she thinks I won't ever find out about. The stories she tells her friends at school. About a month ago I was at the school for one of the 40 reasons I'm there every week. It happened to be during her recess time and I found her on the playground among her friends playing. I waved to her and she and all of her friends ran over to hug me. I know a lot of them from helping out every week last year in Kindergarten, so you know, I'm kinda popular with the first graders now. Don't be jealous. Anyway, as I'm standing there giving everyone hugs her friend Katie says to me,
"Can I come over to your house and see the turtles sometime?"
Not now, nor have we ever had turtles in our house. I immediately looked at Georgia whose eyes had gotten as big as saucers. She looked at Katie white faced and said,
"Ummm..Yeah...I was just joking about that. We don't have any turtles."
I let it go in the moment, not wanting to embarrass her in front of her friends further, but later that evening Andy and I had to sit her down and talk to her about not lying to her friends. Especially about things they can come over to your house and find out about. I mean really Georgia! Tell them your grandparents in Florida have turtles. How will they ever know?
Then there are the lies she tells because from what I can tell she is trying to feel important like her sisters. From time to time, Sonya will come home with a problem at school. Sometimes it's with another kid in her class. She will tell Andy and me what is going on and then we give her advice that she usually follows and she tells us how it works out. Georgia has been around for these stories, so I suppose she wanted a piece of the action.
One night we were sitting at dinner and she tells me about the little boy who sits next to her in class. Apparently, he bothers her from time to time and says things about Lana to her. Why Lana? I don't know, but according to Lana that part is true because she has heard it. I told her to talk to her teacher about it, because if he's really bothering her during class and affecting her learning then that's a problem. She told me okay. The next night we are sitting at the dinner table and she says to me,
"So! I talked to Mrs. Shah about Sebastian today."
"Oh good!" I said. "What did she tell you?"
"She said I should just put my hand up like this when he says stuff to ignore him." She shows me how she has her hand covering the left side of her face to shield her eyes from the boy sitting next to her.
"Oookkkaaayyy," I said. "Did she say she was going to talk to him?" I asked.
"Ummm, I think so," she decided.
I thought it sounded kind of odd, but she seemed satisfied with her results, so I congratulated her on taking control of her problems like Sonya does and she was happy.
The next day I was in the school (I swear I should be getting paid for some of this) and Georgia's teacher walked into the room I was working in. I said hello to her and then said,
"Georgia told me she talked to you about Sebastian yesterday."
Mrs. Shah gave me a quizzical look and then said, "Huh, I'm not remembering this."
"Oh it wasn't a big deal, she just said he was bothering her sometimes and you told her to put her hand up and ignore him." I said trying to jog her memory. Then I realized she didn't have this memory because it NEVER HAPPENED.
"Well, I don't remember that, but that doesn't mean anything. Let me talk to her and find out," she said.
At this point I knew I had caught Georgia in another lie.
"No, actually, don't worry about it. I'm pretty sure she didn't say anything to you. She has been having a bit of a lying problem lately. I will find out what's going on. Thanks though." I told her a tad embarrassed.
That night I confronted Georgia, and at first she refused to talk to me about it. Then when she realized she was caught, she cried and cried. I comforted her and assured her that I still loved her, but that she can't lie like that and then I gave her a punishment. I had to. I mean that was a big lie where I ended up looking like an asshole because I talked to the teacher about something that never even happened. She ended up having to do extra chores that night. In all honesty on my part, I'm not sure that even worked. I have caught her in other little lies and now when she tells us things that are going on at school I'm skeptical. The problem is she is GOOD at it. She completely makes you believe her, because I think she convinces herself. I know she only wanted to feel important when she told the lie about the kid at school. Like she had some kind of problem she needed help with like her sister. I mean I'm not fine with her lying but it makes sense. What scares me more than anything though is the thought that, if she is that good at lying at six, how skilled will she be at sixteen? Why? Why does the Universe hate me?
Me- "Did you make your bed?"
Georgia- "Yup!"
Me- "Let me just go check."
Georgia- "Oh wait! I'm going to make it now!"
Sometimes she will recant the lie right away:
Me-"Did you make your bed?"
Georgia- "Yup! No! I'll be right back."
Then there are the lies she thinks I won't ever find out about. The stories she tells her friends at school. About a month ago I was at the school for one of the 40 reasons I'm there every week. It happened to be during her recess time and I found her on the playground among her friends playing. I waved to her and she and all of her friends ran over to hug me. I know a lot of them from helping out every week last year in Kindergarten, so you know, I'm kinda popular with the first graders now. Don't be jealous. Anyway, as I'm standing there giving everyone hugs her friend Katie says to me,
"Can I come over to your house and see the turtles sometime?"
Not now, nor have we ever had turtles in our house. I immediately looked at Georgia whose eyes had gotten as big as saucers. She looked at Katie white faced and said,
"Ummm..Yeah...I was just joking about that. We don't have any turtles."
I let it go in the moment, not wanting to embarrass her in front of her friends further, but later that evening Andy and I had to sit her down and talk to her about not lying to her friends. Especially about things they can come over to your house and find out about. I mean really Georgia! Tell them your grandparents in Florida have turtles. How will they ever know?
Then there are the lies she tells because from what I can tell she is trying to feel important like her sisters. From time to time, Sonya will come home with a problem at school. Sometimes it's with another kid in her class. She will tell Andy and me what is going on and then we give her advice that she usually follows and she tells us how it works out. Georgia has been around for these stories, so I suppose she wanted a piece of the action.
One night we were sitting at dinner and she tells me about the little boy who sits next to her in class. Apparently, he bothers her from time to time and says things about Lana to her. Why Lana? I don't know, but according to Lana that part is true because she has heard it. I told her to talk to her teacher about it, because if he's really bothering her during class and affecting her learning then that's a problem. She told me okay. The next night we are sitting at the dinner table and she says to me,
"So! I talked to Mrs. Shah about Sebastian today."
"Oh good!" I said. "What did she tell you?"
"She said I should just put my hand up like this when he says stuff to ignore him." She shows me how she has her hand covering the left side of her face to shield her eyes from the boy sitting next to her.
"Oookkkaaayyy," I said. "Did she say she was going to talk to him?" I asked.
"Ummm, I think so," she decided.
I thought it sounded kind of odd, but she seemed satisfied with her results, so I congratulated her on taking control of her problems like Sonya does and she was happy.
The next day I was in the school (I swear I should be getting paid for some of this) and Georgia's teacher walked into the room I was working in. I said hello to her and then said,
"Georgia told me she talked to you about Sebastian yesterday."
Mrs. Shah gave me a quizzical look and then said, "Huh, I'm not remembering this."
"Oh it wasn't a big deal, she just said he was bothering her sometimes and you told her to put her hand up and ignore him." I said trying to jog her memory. Then I realized she didn't have this memory because it NEVER HAPPENED.
"Well, I don't remember that, but that doesn't mean anything. Let me talk to her and find out," she said.
At this point I knew I had caught Georgia in another lie.
"No, actually, don't worry about it. I'm pretty sure she didn't say anything to you. She has been having a bit of a lying problem lately. I will find out what's going on. Thanks though." I told her a tad embarrassed.
That night I confronted Georgia, and at first she refused to talk to me about it. Then when she realized she was caught, she cried and cried. I comforted her and assured her that I still loved her, but that she can't lie like that and then I gave her a punishment. I had to. I mean that was a big lie where I ended up looking like an asshole because I talked to the teacher about something that never even happened. She ended up having to do extra chores that night. In all honesty on my part, I'm not sure that even worked. I have caught her in other little lies and now when she tells us things that are going on at school I'm skeptical. The problem is she is GOOD at it. She completely makes you believe her, because I think she convinces herself. I know she only wanted to feel important when she told the lie about the kid at school. Like she had some kind of problem she needed help with like her sister. I mean I'm not fine with her lying but it makes sense. What scares me more than anything though is the thought that, if she is that good at lying at six, how skilled will she be at sixteen? Why? Why does the Universe hate me?
2 comments:
Take her to a Baptist church to learn about hellfire and damnation and then explain that's where people go that lie. That should do the trick! ;-)
I swear I lost my homework at the bus stop ;)
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